jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby
SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT
HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS
I CAN’T HANDLE TUMBLR TONIGHT.
HAKUNA MY TATAS
i quit the internet
OMG I’m dying.
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Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.
and they say gay marriage is unnatural
misted water
raw potato
(Source: fiftyshadesofmacygray, via trollerskating)
No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.
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i know you wanna be nosy. here's your chance.
- 0: Height
- 1: Age
- 2: Shoe size
- 3: Do you smoke?
- 4: Do you drink?
- 5: Do you take drugs?
- 6: Age you get mistaken for
- 7: Have tattoos?
- 8: Want any tattoos?
- 9: Got any piercings?
- 10: Want any piercings?
- 11: Best friend?
- 12: Relationship status
- 13: Biggest turn ons
- 14: Biggest turn offs
- 15: Favorite movie
- 16: I’ll love you if...
- 17: Someone you miss
- 18: Most traumatic experience
- 19: A fact about your personality
- 20: What I hate most about myself
- 21: What I love most about myself
- 22: What I want to be when I get older
- 23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
- 24: My relationship with my parent(s)
- 25: My idea of a perfect date
- 26: My biggest pet peeves
- 27: A description of the girl/boy I like
- 28: A description of the person I dislike the most
- 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
- 30: What I hate the most about work/school
- 31: What my last text message says
- 32: What words upset me the most
- 33: What words make me feel the best about myself
- 34: What I find attractive in women
- 35: What I find attractive in men
- 36: Where I would like to live
- 37: One of my insecurities
- 38: My childhood career choice
- 39: My favorite ice cream flavor
- 40: Who I wish I could be
- 41: Where I want to be right now
- 42: The last thing I ate
- 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
- 44: A random fact about anything
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The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
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